Think about it. Right on the beach,
想象一下 海滩的旁边
ocean breezes, blue skies, seagulls.
清新的海风 湛蓝的天空 海鸥在翱翔
- All yours for the taking. - It's a timeshare.
- 这些将会都是你的 - 这只能分时段使用而已
Well, it's called a timeshare,
对 你是只有分时段使用权
but the truth is, for the two weeks you're at the condo,
但是事实上 你待在公寓的这两个星期
you're not sharing anything.
你拥有所有的一切
You're not sharing the bathroom, not sharing the toaster, nothing.
你不用分享浴室 不用分享烤箱 什么都不用分享
Nada-Zip.
什么都不用 说完了
You are the mistress of all you survey.
一切全由您做主了
My nephew looked up the neighbourhood on the computer.
我侄子在网上查到了我们的邻居
Your nephew?
您侄子?
Mrs Darby.
达比女士
He said the condo was in a bad neighbourhood.
他说这个公寓的邻居不是很好
Blacks.
都是黑人
You're right. You're right.
你是对的 你是对的
The condo is in a rather poor majority black neighbourhood.
这个公寓是在很穷的黑人社区
And you know what? I'm glad you brought it up.
但你知道吗? 我很高兴你提出了这个
seriously.
真的
Otherwise, I might have done something that I'd be ashamed of later.
否则我也许以后会为我现在做的事而羞愧
And that would be to sell you that timeshare.
包括卖给你这个限时拥有的公寓
- You would not feel safe there. - No, I wouldn't.
- 你在那会觉得不安全的 - 是的 我会
Of course you wouldn't. How could you?
你当然会 怎么不会呢？
We alI know,
我们都知道
and I say this at the risk of sounding a little racist,
我说这些听起来有点种族主义色彩
black dudes love white women.
黑种男人都爱白种女人
Love 'em. I don't know if it's genetic or if it's society.
爱她们 我不知道这是因为基因还是社会
We can argue nature versus nurture all day, but it's a scientific fact
无论是先天还是后天原因 这是一个科学的事实
that black men can't get enough of white women.
黑种男人无法抗拒白种女人
Don't think a woman of your age would be safe from their advances.
别以为你这个年龄的女人就不在他们的考虑范围
No, ma'am.
不是的 女士
These big black bucks don't care whether you're young or old,
这些黑家伙才不在乎你是年轻还是老
skinny or fat,
瘦还是胖
walking or with two wrinkled stumps right below the knees.
能走路还是接了假肢的瘸子
They want your white flesh. They want it bad.
他们渴望你的白皮肤 他们想要极了
Truth be told, I'm part black myself.
跟你说实话吧 我也有黑人血统
And if it wasn't for my wife, I'd be bending you over the desk
如果不是因为我妻子 我真想把你按倒在写字台上
doing you doggy-style right now.
用背插式进入你
I can just imagine you there, all alone in that big condo,
我都能想象你在那 一个人待在那个公寓里
awash in a sea of Negro cock.
享受着黑人的大家伙
I'll... I'll take it.
我...我要了
smart move. Sign your Jane Hancock on the dotted line.
真明智 在虚线栏上签下你的名字吧
- You can't go in there. - Here you go.
- 你不能进去 - 给你
- Stan Minton. - I'll be with you in a second.
- 斯坦·明顿 - 给我几秒钟时间
Go on. Sign it.
继续 签吧
Stan Minton, you're under arrest for fraud.
斯坦·明顿 你因诈骗罪将被逮捕
Anything you say will be used against you in a court.
你所说的话都将成为呈堂证供
It's just a little mix-up. Go on, sign it.
这只是个误会 继续 签吧
- You white Jezebel! - I'll call Mal!
- 你就是白种的小荡妇! - 我会打电话给马尔!
You're gonna regret this! Call my attorney!
要不你会后悔的! 打电话给我的律师!
Madam Foreman, have you reached a verdict?
陪审团主席 你们已经有判决结果了吗?
- We have, Your Honour. - Please hand it to the bailiff.
- 有了 法官大人 - 请交给法警
Will the defendant please rise?
被告方能起立么?
Madam Foreman, how do you find the defendant?
主席女士 你们对被告的意见是?
We, the jury, find the defendant guilty.
我们 陪审团 认为被告有罪
- What? - Thank you, Madam Foreman.
- 什么? - 谢谢你 主席女士
- That bitch! - Stanley, please, quiet.
- 婊子! - 斯坦利 求你 冷静点儿
sentencing will be tomorrow at 10am.
判决于明天早上10点开始执行
- What the fuck just happened in there? - You lost, Stanley.
- 他妈的到底发生什么了? - 你输了 斯坦利
I didn't lose. You're the lawyer, you lost.
我没输 你是律师 你输了
I'm truly sorry.
我真的很抱歉
Damn it, man! I'm rich!
妈的 老兄! 我那么富有!
I wanted some of that O.J. justice.
给我点O.J.案的裁判 (O.J.辛普森杀妻案)
Maybe the judge will give probation.
也许法官会给个缓刑
No. ln this state, first-degree fraud
不 在本州 一级诈骗
carries a minimum of three to five years.
最少要判3年到5年
I got it!
我知道了!
- We bribe the judge. - I'm not gonna bribe the judge.
- 我们贿赂法官 - 我不会去贿赂法官的
- Bribe him. - I'm not gonna bribe him.
- 去贿赂他 - 我才不去
- Bribe him! - Oh, please.
- 去贿赂他! - 哎 求你了
- Bribe him! - No!
- 贿赂他! - 不!
I don't practise that kind of law, and I never will.
我从不干这种勾当 也永远不会
You wanna bribe the judge? Be my guest.
你想贿赂法官? 随便你
I'm sure any shyster on the street will be happy to do it for you.
我敢说街上任何讼棍都很乐意为你做这件事
Mal? You're fired.
马尔? 你被解雇了
Mr Popper, is your client ready for sentencing?
波普尔先生 你的当事人准备好听宣判了吗?
He is, Your Honour.
是的 法官大人
Anything you'd like to say before the court passes sentence?
在法庭下达宣判之前你还有什么要说的吗?
Your Honour, my client has been convicted
法官大人 我的当事人被指控
of fraud in the first degree.
犯了一级诈骗罪
A crime of which he is innocent.
而这是莫须有的
But even if he were guilty
即使他是有罪的
and his customers were defrauded,
他的客户被骗去了财产
isn't it better that Mr Minton, as a resident of Los Angeles,
明顿先生 作为一个洛杉矶的市民
receive the money, thereby keeping it in the community,
接受了钱 然后投入社区
as opposed to some Gypsies or travelling Mexicans,
这难道不比那些吉普赛人或者墨西哥旅游者
who would have taken the money out of the community?
从社区把钱弄走好吗?
Please take that into consideration.
请把这个纳入考虑范围吧
Mr Minton, you are hereby sentenced to serve a term of no less than three years
明顿先生 你接下来将被宣判在维莱恩州监狱
at the Verlaine state Correctional Facility.
服刑不少于三年
Normally, your sentence would begin immediately.
通常情况下判决应该立即执行
However, I'm going to delay your incarceration for six months
但是我将你的监禁推迟6个月
so that you may... reorganise the charity
这样也许你能再筹集
that you've established to teach music to retarded children.
那些你为教残障儿童音乐课的慈善资金
Thank you, judge.
谢谢你 法官大人
Court is adjourned.
休庭
- Teach music to retarded children? - It sounded good at the time.
- 教残障儿童? - 现在听起来还算不错
- I thought you were gonna bribe him. - I did.
- 我以为你去贿赂他了 - 我去了
Hundred grand in Krugerrand doesn't go too far now.
几百块钱Krugerrand金币可做不了什么事
- Did we win? - No. I don't get it.
- 我们赢了吗? - 不 我还没搞明白
You bribe the judge and I get three years' sentences?
你贿赂了法官 而我还被判服刑3年?
Mandatory. The judge couldn't fix that.
必须的 法官也更改不了这个
Now you got six months to set your affairs in order.
现在你有6个月的时间让你的事情步入正轨
My affairs are already in order.
我的事情已经步入正轨了
My legal opinion is that you take a Brazilian vacation. Permanently.
我给你的法律意见是 去巴西度个假 永久的
sounds like fun.
听起来很好啊
I can't do that.
我不能那样
Those Krugerrands were the last liquid asset I had.
那些钱是我现在唯一的流动资产了
The rest of my money is frozen in the bank.
我其他的钱都被冻结在银行了
I'm not gonna run and leave seven million behind.
我不可能留下700万美元然后去跑路
Well, Stan, my old man had a saying:
恩 斯坦 有句老话是这样说的
"You walk through a locker room, you're gonna see some dick."
"夜路走多了 总会遇见鬼"
- What's that supposed to mean? - It means you rip off enough people,
- 那是什么意思? - 意思是你敲诈了那么多人
eventually you're gonna go to jail.
你最终是要走向监狱的
Thanks, that's really comforting.
谢谢 这可真是安慰了我
Hey, I'm a crooked lawyer. I know I'm going to jail someday.
嘿 我是个骗子律师 我知道我最终也会进监狱的
You don't see me crying about it.
你没看到我为这个哭喊吧
Stan, slow down. You're gonna choke.
斯坦 吃慢点 你会被卡住的
I gotta eat now. I hear that prison food is real crap.
我必须现在吃点 我听说监狱的饭非常糟糕
I'm real glad we have six months together before you have to go to...
我真的很高兴在你去...之前我们还有六个月的时间在一起
- You know. - Tell me about it.
- 你知道的 - 我当然知道
l could be in jail right now. Popper's one hell of a lawyer.
我可能现在就在监狱了 波普尔是个厉害律师
I'm gonna be awfully lonely while you're gone.
要是你不在我会非常非常孤独的
I know, sweetheart. But I think I get conjugal visits.
我知道 宝贝儿 但是我想我会有夫妻探视权的
I can probably stick it to you once a month or so. Pretty good.
估计我们能每个月同床一次 挺不错了
Oh, sure, that's great.
哦 当然 真好啊
- But I was thinking... - Mm-hm.
- 但我觉得... - 什么
...maybe we could do something now so I wouldn't be so lonely later.
...也许我们可以现在做点事 来减轻我以后的孤独感
Like what?
比如说?
Like maybe we could make a baby.
比如 孩子 我们可以要个孩子
Mindy, are you crazy?
敏迪 你疯了吗?
- I just... - I'm gonna be gone three years.
- 我只是... - 我要进去最少三年
Five at the max. What are we gonna do with the kid when I get out?
最多5年啊 等我出狱孩子怎么办?
Give it up for adoption? That's cruel.
让别人领养? 那太残酷了
I thought maybe we could keep it.
我想也许我们可以养他的
Mindy, how many times have we gone over this?
敏迪 我们讨论多少次这件事了?
It's selfish to bring a child into this world.
把孩子带到这个世界上是件多自私的事
A world full of suffering and hunger and war.
这个世界充满了苦难 饥饿和战争
- It's just... Selfish! - I know.
- 这真的...太自私了! - 我知道
Plus, a kid would totally cramp our lifestyle.
另外 孩子将会完全束缚我们的生活
We couldn't go on vacation when we wanted, they break stuff, they cry.
当我们想去度假的时候 我们不能 他们会哭闹 破坏一切
You'd get stretch marks.
你还会有妊娠纹
That's right. Stretch marks.
没错 妊娠纹
Scary stuff, huh?
多可怕 不是吗?
I just let you walk all over me.
我就这样由你欺负
Oh, Mindy, come on.
哦 敏迪 别这样
OK, Mindy, you can get a dog.
好吧 敏迪 你可以养只狗
After I leave!
在我走以后!
Your other steak, sir.
您的另一份牛排 先生
- What do you want, doll? - Put some scotch in this.
- 小伙子你要什么? - 给我点苏格兰威士忌
- We got whiskey. - Not as good, but it'll have to do.
- 我们只有威士忌 - 也只能这样了
All right. That'll be 75 cents.
好吧 75分钱
Good deal.
真便宜
- Keep the change. - Ooh! Well...
- 别找了 - 哦! 好的
Ah! Give me another one, honey.
啊! 再给我一杯 亲爱的
Do you got a problem?
你有什么问题吗?
No. No, I...
不不 我...
I was just wondering... you've been to prison, right?
我只是想知道... 你曾进过监狱吧?
You do have a problem.
你真的有问题
No, I... I'm going to prison.
不 我... 快要进监狱了
But I've never been there before and I was just thinking maybe
但我从没去过那 所以我想也许
you could give me some pointers.
你能给我些建议
- I'll pay you 100 bucks. - Just for talking?
- 我会付你100美元 - 只用说的吗?
- How much time did you get? - Three to five.
- 你被判了多长时间? - 3到5年
- Where at? - Verlaine.
- 在哪服刑? - 维莱恩州监狱
Verlaine? That's fucked, Stan. Guards just don't give a damn.
维莱恩? 那太糟糕了 斯坦 狱卒一点也不在乎发生了什么
They let the cons beat the shit out of one another all day.
他们让犯人们整天打来打去
How am I gonna do in there?
我在那该怎么做?
I mean, if you saw me, would you beat the shit out of me?
我的意思是 如果你看到我 你会想打我吗?
I'd probably rape ya.
我也许会强奸你
- You'd rape me? - Yeah.
- 你强奸我? - 对
so it's true, huh? A lot of guys turn gay in prison?
所以这是事实了? 许多男人到监狱里就变成同性恋了?
I'm always gay. I only rape people in prison.
我一直都是同性恋 我只在监狱强奸人
- You're gay? - Yeah. This is a gay bar.
- 你是同性恋? - 对啊 这是个同性恋酒吧
Whoo!
哇!
Let's do this thing.
亲一个
Whoo!
哇!
Look, rape isn't an act of sex. Rape is an act of violence.
听着 强奸可不是性爱的表现 而是一种暴力的行为
And in prison society, it's all about violence.
在监狱这个环境 一切都充满了暴力
You're judged by how bad other cons fear you.
评价你的标准是你让敌人害怕的程度
Raping a dude is the ultimate way of beating him down.
强奸一个人是打倒他的最后一招
It means you're one bad motherfucker.
说明你是一个任人宰割的懦夫
so you rape people?
那你强奸他们了?
Well, now that's something I'm not real proud of.
恩 这现在不是我觉得骄傲的事
I don't condone the practise, to be honest. But I do do it some.
我不会放宽规则 但是 有时我也会去做
Just to keep up with the Joneses. You know what I mean.
只是保持一种欲望罢了 你知道我是什么意思
Little dude like you, be an easy mark.
像你这样的小家伙 真是轻而易举
Oh, Jesus! Isn't there anything I could do?
哦 上帝! 我能做什么?
You could join a gang.
你可以加入帮派
- Are you a racist? - Not really.
- 你是种族主义者吗? - 不是
That leaves out the Nazis.
你就不能加入纳粹
- Got any Mob connections? - No.
- 认识什么道上的人吗? - 不认识
- Wouldn't happen to be Latino? - Uh-uh.
- 更别说拉丁人了? - 恩 恩
Looks like everybody's gonna rape you.
看起来所有人都会去强奸你的
OK. OK, I... I bet I can be a racist for three to five years.
好 好... 我想我可以当3年到5年的种族主义者
- A real racist. Hardcore. - Well, good.
- 一个真正的种族主义者 绝对的 - 好的 很好
- Then you can join the Nazis. - Excellent.
- 现在你可以加入纳粹了 - 很好
You'll only be raped by other Nazis.
这样你只用被其他纳粹强奸了
Raped by Nazis? No way!
被纳粹强奸! 没门!
Anything else I can do?
我还能做什么?
Isn't there some way I can cultivate some outlaw image?
难道没什么办法能让我树立另一种罪犯形象吗?
- You have to kill a dude. - Without killing a dude?
- 你必须去杀人 - 不杀人呢?
In your case, it'd be a real long shot, Stan.
以你的情况 这是最好的办法了 斯坦
- Wouldn't happen to have any tats? - Tats?
- 你有什么纹得东西吗? - 纹的?
Ink.
用墨水纹的
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't grow up with my mom. So I...
有 有 我没跟着我妈长大 所以我...
When I was 18, I got a tattoo.
我18岁的时候 去纹了身
"Mommy".
"妈妈"
You might as well buy a welcome mat, strap it to your asshole.
你还是买个欢迎标语 贴在你屁股上吧
say, "I'm open for business."
写上 "永远为你敞开"
Whoo!
哇!
- Stan? - I'm gonna get raped!
- 斯坦? - 我快要被强奸了!
Stanny!
斯坦利!
Stan, honey. You wanna wake up?
斯坦 亲爱的 你醒了吗?
It's 2.00.
已经2点了
- Good morning, dear. - Good afternoon, Stan.
- 早上好 亲爱的 - 下午好 斯坦
I got you some orange juice.
我给你拿了橙汁
It was all a bad dream.
都是些噩梦
- Just a horrible dream. - What was your dream, baby?
- 非常可怕的梦 - 你梦到了什么了 宝贝儿?
It was awful!
太可怕了!
I was gonna go to prison and big men were gonna rape me.
我去了监狱 一个大个子男人想要强奸我
But here I am, safe in my bed.
但是 我现在在这儿 安全的躺在我床上
It was all a bad dream.
这只是噩梦罢了
But you are gonna be going to prison, right?
但是你还是要去监狱的 不是吗?
- Huh? - You're going to prison in six months.
- 啊? - 6个月后你就要进监狱了
No!
不!
Oh! Oh!
哦! 哦!
Honey, it's OK. A lot can happen in six months.
宝贝儿 这没什么 6个月能发生很多事
What's gonna happen, Mindy? Is my anus gonna grow teeth?
能发生什么事 敏迪? 我的肛门会长出牙齿?
No, silly! You'll find a way. You always do.
不 笨蛋! 你总是有办法 你总是有的
What'd you just say?
你说什么?
You always find a way.
你总是有办法的
That's right. I always do.
是的 我总有办法
My baby ready to eat breakfast?
我的宝贝儿要吃早餐吗?
Mindy...
敏迪...
...did I have a lot growing up?
...我有许多在成长的东西吗?
No, I did not. I had nothing growing up.
不 我没有 我没有什么在成长
I had a drunk father who was emotionally unavailable to me.
我有一个让我难以接受的酒鬼父亲
I had a summerjob at Dairy Queen.
我暑假在冰雪皇后打工
I had tomato soup for dinner.
晚餐只有番茄汤
Nobody ever gave me anything.
没人给过我东西
Truly, mine was a hardscrabble existence.
真的 我的生活非常贫瘠
Yet look at me today.
然而看看我今天
I own a palatial estate,
我有豪宅
I drive a Lamborghini,
开着兰博基尼
I have a summer house on the lake,
湖边有避暑屋
a complete Bang & Olufsen home theatre system,
一套齐备的 Bang & Olufsen 的家庭影院
a beautiful wife.
一位美丽的妻子
And whom do I have to thank for all this stuff?
然而拥有这些东西我应该感谢谁呢?
Me. Nobody else.
我 别无他人
Me. I am a winner.
我 我就是胜利者
I set my mind to do something, and I do it.
我计划它们 并且我做到了
And so when I say to you that I will make myseIf un-rapeable,
因此我要对你说我是不容强暴的
I will be un-rapeable!
我将是不容强暴的!
Yay!
耶!
# You're the Best #
# 你是最棒的 #
# You're the best around Nothing's gonna ever keep you down #
# 你是最棒的无论哪里 没有什么能让你屈服 #
# You're the best around Nothing's gonna ever keep you down #
# 你是最棒的无论哪里 没有什么能让你屈服 #
# You're the best around. Ow! #
- # 你是最棒的无论哪里 # - 哦!
# Nothing's gonna ever keep you down #
# 没有什么能让你屈服 #
I got a couple of things in mind. But first I got kind of a weird question.
我想到一些事情 但首先我要问个奇怪的问题
Do you have anything you could tattoo around my sphincter
你有什么东西能纹在我肛门上
to make it less attractive?
让它难看一点?
Fourteen, Fifteen...
14, 15...
- Stanny, come to bed. - Not... Not now, Mindy.
- 斯坦利 上来 - 不... 现在不能 敏迪
Nineteen, Twenty five.
19, 25.
There. You see new definition?
这 你看到新的轮廓了吗?
My forearm. I think I see a new vein.
我的小臂 我想我看见了一条新的静脉
I see a very sexy man.
我看见一个非常性感的男人
You do?
你确定?
Well, I wonder what he's gonna do next.
好 我想知道他接下来会做什么呢
Take me, darling.
抱住我 亲爱的
Mindy, I'm gonna go to prison in a few months.
敏迪 还有几个月我就要入狱了
Not now, honey.
现在不行 亲爱的
And while I'm there, men are gonna try to take advantage of me.
当我在那时 男人们会想方设法揩我油
- I don't wanna hear about this. - This is important.
- 我不想听这些 - 但这很重要
- I'm doing everything I can
我要尽我所能
to make sure that doesn't happen.
不让那样的事情发生
But if it does happen, and I do get violated...
但是假如发生了 假如我真被侵犯了...
Stan!
斯坦!
...I want the first time...
...我想第一次...
...to be by someone I love.
...应该给我爱的人
Oh!
噢!
Oh.
噢
Stan, I couldn't.
斯坦 我不能
Please, Min, for me.
求你了 敏 为了我
Well... OK.
好... 好吧
Great.
好极了
Oh, the horror!
噢 恐怖啊!
Two!
二!
Three! Four!
三! 四!
Five! Six!
五! 六!
seven! Eight!
七! 八!
You must concentrate, Stanley. Concentrate!
你一定要集中精力 斯坦利 集中精力!
- How can I concentrate when I'm bored? - If you're bored, leave.
- 无聊起来怎么集中精力? - 如果你无聊 请离开
Oh, come on, Cho.
噢 不要 周
- Master Cho! - Master Cho.
- 周大师! - 周大师
I've been coming here for a week and I'm still doing baby stuff.
我来这已经一周了然而还在练一些小孩子的动作
When am I gonna learn to kick some ass?
什么时候我才能学点厉害的?
I'm a yellow belt. Nobody's afraid of a yellow belt.
我还是黄带 没有人怕黄带
You think you're ready to move up in rank?
你认为你已经够升级了吗?
Yeah, that's right.
是 那是
Fine. You'll have your chance.
好 你会有机会的
- Hey, Seymour! Come on. - All right.
- 嗨 西摩! 过来 - 好
Seymour
西摩.
You'll fight Seymour for honour of green belt.
你打败西摩就可以晋级绿带了
- Want me to fight this little guy?
让我和这小个打?
- All right. - Fighting Stance!
- 是 - 格斗式!
All right, Seymour. See what you got.
好 西摩 看你会怎样
Ah! Ah!
呀! 呀!
Oof!
喔!
- How do you like that, huh, Seymour? - Stanley!
- 你怎麽能那样 哼 西摩? - 斯坦利!
- Uh! - You can forget about your refund!
- 嗯! - 别来要求退学费!
Is that all you got?
这就是你的厉害程度?
Ah!
啊!
Pussy.
贱人
That's some technique you got.
那就是你学到的技巧
You couldn't knock a shit out of a paper bag full of shit.
草包教出来的还是草包
Oh, and you could do better?
噢 那么你是更厉害了?
Any questions?
还有疑问吗?
- Mindy! - Dinner's almost ready!
- 敏迪! - 晚餐差不多快好了!
- I got great news! - What happened to you?
- 我有个好消息! - 你出什么事了?
Never mind that. I just met the best guy. Guess what?
别担心 我刚碰到一个最厉害的家伙 猜猜?
- He's agreed to be my trainer. - Really? What's his name?
- 他答应做我的教练 - 真的吗? 他叫什么?
The Master.
大师
- How do you do...? - The Master.
- 你好...? - 大师
He's gonna live with us and train me.
他将和我们住在一起并且训练我
I have to pay him when my accounts get unfrozen.
在我帐户还能用的时候我会付给他报酬
- Oh. - Ahem.
- 哦 - 嗯
And the contract.
合约呢
Yeah, I'll write it up right now.
是 我马上就写
I'm so sorry, The Master, but there's no smoking in the house.
对不起 大师 屋里不让抽烟
Yes, there is.
好的 这样
I better heat up another Lean Cuisine.
我看最好是再热一份瘦身餐
Honey, you've done it again. You heated it just perfect.
亲爱的 你又这么做了 你热得太好了
so...
哦...
...The Master, where are you from?
...大师 你从哪来?
Hell.
地狱
Oh! What brought you to LA? A job?
噢! 是什么把你带到了洛杉矶? 工作?
l travel where the wind takes me.
我随风旅行
- Isn't he great?
他是不是很棒?
Well, how long have you been teaching the art of self-defence?
那么 你教自卫术多久了?
Young lady, what I teach is not art.
年轻的女士 我教的不是什么自卫术
It is science.
是科学
A carefuI amalgam of the most deadly parts of karate, kung fu,
一种谨慎的最致命的组合源于空手道 功夫
Wing Chun, Krav Maga, Muay Thai,
咏春拳 徒手格斗 泰拳
savate and Filipino Kali.
赛法斗和菲律宾卡利
My favourite.
我的最爱
Ooh! Wow!
呵! 哇!
I find weakness
我发现弱点
and turn it into strength.
然后把它转化为力量
I find fat and turn it into muscle.
我发现脂肪然后把它转化为肌肉
I find blisters and turn them into canker sores.
我发现水泡然后把它转化为毒瘤
I find doubt and I turn it into will.
我发现疑惑然后把它转化为毅力
You can stop doing that now.
你能停下来吗
- Doing what? - Your hand.
- 做什么? - 你的手
Oh. I forgot it was there.
噢 我忘记把它放那了
I'm gonna take a shit.
我要去上个厕所
- Enjoy yourself. - Mm.
- 好好享受 - 嗯
Stan, honey, does he really have to live here?
斯坦 亲爱的 他真的要住在这吗?
- The Master? - He scares me.
- 大师? - 他吓着我了
I know. He scares me too. That's exactly why he's the perfect guy to teach me.
我知道 他也吓着我了 正因为此他才是教我的合适人选
- But, Stan... - Look, want me to survive in prison?
- 但 斯坦... - 想想 想让我在监狱里活下来吗?
- Of course I do. - Then don't argue with me about this.
- 那是当然 - 那么不要再和我争论这事了
You'll see, he'll grow on you.
你会明白 他会帮助你成长
Wake up, weakling.
醒了 弱男
- What the hell you doing in here?
- 该死的你在这做什么?
It's time to begin your training.
训练时间到了
- But it's five in the morning.
- 才5点
- Is that liver? - It's your breakfast.
- 那是肝吗? - 是你的早餐
And every moment you delay, I squeeze out more of its vital juices.
你每拖延一点 我就多挤一点
Trust me, you'll need them later.
相信我 以后你会需要它们的
- OK, I'm up. - But are you ready?
- 好 我起来 - 可是你准备好了吗?
Look what I found beside your bed.
看我在你床边发现了什么
This is weakness.
这就是弱点
This is defeatism.
这就是失败者
Actually, we were kind of enjoying that.
实际上 我们很乐于那样
Eat this.
把这个吃了
And follow me.
然后跟我来
Punch! All right, now kick.
用力出拳 很好 现在踢腿
Punch! All right, now kick.
用力出拳 很好 现在踢腿
- Kick!
- 踢!
Kick like you mean it!
踢腿的时候要认真!
- Oh! - I blended that gross stuff you wanted.
- 噢! - 我把你要的都混在了一起
I got it all in Koreatown. I didn't even know there was a Koreatown.
这些都是在韩国城找到的 我不知道还有个韩国城
Too many eggs.
鸡蛋太多
The fish oil is nice. Ox pancreas is good.
鱼油不错 牛胰腺也不错
- Next time, use more tongue. - That's what she said.
- 下次 多用用舌头 - 那是她说的
- Ooh! - Oh, Stan!
- 嚯! - 噢 斯坦!
- I'm all right. - Get away from him!
- 我很好 - 离他远点!
- I'm OK. - Rise and drink your lunch.
- 我没事 - 起来把你的午餐喝了
Don't I get to eat anything that tastes good?
不能让我吃些味道好点的吗?
- You like hot dogs? - Yeah, sure.
- 你喜欢热狗? - 是 当然
If you don't drink that,
如果你不喝
the boys in prison will feed you...
监狱里的人会喂你...
...many hot dogs.
...很多热狗
I can kick your ass so fast you wouldn't even feel it.
我踢你屁股足以快到你甚至感觉不到
- I'd like to see that.
我想看看
You didn't kick me in the ass. I didn't feel anything.
你没踢到我的屁股 我什么也没感觉到
Ow! Ow!
嗷! 嗷!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
嗷! 嗷! 嗷! 嗷!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
嗷! 嗷! 嗷!
Oh! Ow! Ooh!
噢! 嗷! 呵!
- Pain is interpretation. - OK.
- 痛楚难以避免 - 好
I'm gonna call a time-out here. You're beating my husband with a flaming stick.
我要叫一下暂停 你用烧着的棍子鞭打我的丈夫
Isn't there some kind of role-playing exercise you can do?
你在玩什么角色扮演的游戏吗?
Run along, honey. This is man stuff here.
不要管 亲爱的 这里是男人的事
Go ahead, Master.
继续 大师
Ow! Ow! Ow!
嗷! 嗷! 嗷!
Ow! Ah! Oh!
嗷! 啊! 噢!
Ow! Ah!
嗷! 啊!
No disrespect, I realise this is strengthening my nipples.
没有不尊重 我能意识到我的乳头正在增强
And believe me, I can feel the burn.
相信我 我能感觉到它们在燃烧
I was wondering, just how important are strong nipples?
我想知道 这些强壮的乳头对我有多重要?
- someday these nipples... - Ah!
- 有一天这些乳头... - 啊!
- ...may save your life. - Ah!
- ...可以拯救你的性命 - 啊!
You are what you eat.
身体取决于食物
Um, are you sure that's Eastern mysticism?
嗯 你确信那是东方的神秘论?
Because I learned that in health class in third grade.
因为我在三年级健康课上学到的
silence, woman.
闭嘴 女士
I mean, all that stuff about pain and illusion sounds totally mystical.
我是指 所有关于痛和幻觉之类的东西似乎都很神秘
But ''you are what you eat''? Even I know that. And I am from Omaha.
但是 "身体取决于食物"? 甚至我都知道 我来自奥马哈
What part of Omaha?
奥马哈的哪个地方?
- Oh! - Dundee.
- 噢! - 敦提
Happy Hollow.
快乐山谷
You're Oscar?
你是奥斯卡?
I should have known.
我早该知道的
Those womanly, childbearing hips
那些妇女很有女人味 适合生产的髋部
could not be a product of this perfidious coast.
不可能是那背信弃义海岸的产物
Uh, do you mind? I'm trying to eat scorpion here.
啊 你不介意? 我在努力吃蝎子
Insolent fool!
蛮横的傻瓜!
You have lost the right
你已经失去你的权利
to eat scorpion.
吃蝎子
Great. There goes my lunch.
太好了 我的午饭没了
- Thanks. - This is not working.
- 谢谢 - 这不关我的事
- Master says... - Master's a jerk.
- 大师说... - 大师是个怪物
- Shh! - He is!
- 嘘! - 他是!
And he is a creep. The house smells. Does he have to smoke in every room?
他是一个怪物 房子熏死了 他必须得烟不离手吗?
The only time I see you alone is in bed and you're too tired to...
我能和你单独相处的时间只在床上 你太累了而不能...
Hey! I got five months, and then it's prison. I gotta stay focused.
嗨! 再过5个月 我就入狱了 我有些心神不宁
I gotta think, eat, breathe prison. I don't have time for anything else.
我想到 吃在监狱 呼吸在监狱 我没有时间做别的事情
Not even time for me?
甚至给我的时间也没有?
Tell you what.
告诉你
After I'm done working out with The Master, I'll rent some movies,
我和大师练完过后 我就去租些电影回来
and we'll cuddle around the Tv like old times, OK?
像从前一样偎依在一起看 好吗?
Really?
真的?
- Mindy!
- 敏迪!
some men broke into the house! They wanna rape you!
有人闯进屋子里来了! 他们想强暴你!
- What? - Big men!
- 什么? - 大男人!
- They wanna rape you! Repeatedly! - What about The Master?
- 他们想强暴你! 反复地! - 大师怎样了?
They have guns! They killed him! There's nothing we can do!
他们有枪! 他们把他杀了! 我们束手无策!
- You're gonna get raped! Raped! - Oh, my God!
- 你要被强暴了! 强暴! - 噢 我的天哪!
Raped!
强暴!
Rape!
强暴!
There.
好啦
- Now you know how I feel. - What?
- 现在你知道我的感受了吧 - 什么?
Fear of rape. That's what I'm gonna have to live with for three years.
怕被强暴 它将要伴我度过3年的时间
Nobody broke into the house?
没有人闯进来?
That's right.
是的
Now maybe you'll be supportive of what I'm going through.
现在兴许你会支持我的所作所为了吧
You son of a bitch!
你这个婊子养的!
- OK, you're upset. - You son of a bitch!
- 好 你疯了 - 你这个婊子养的!
- You don't have to call names. Mindy! - Son of a bitch!
- 不要辱骂我 敏迪! - 婊子养的!
- Bitch, bitch, bitch! You bastard! - Mindy. Mindy!
- 婊子 婊子 婊子! 你这个私生子! - 敏迪 敏迪!
Oh! Mindy.
噢! 敏迪
- What are you doing? - What's it look like? Leaving.
- 你在干吗? - 你说呢? 我要走
Why? Because I pull one little prank, which when you calm down...
为什么? 就因为我的小小的恶作剧 当你冷静下来的时候...
It's not just one prank! You only think about yourself!
这不仅仅是个恶作剧! 你只想着自己!
You're the most selfish man who ever lived, ever! Ever!
你是世界上最最最自私的人!
Whoa! Excuse me? Selfish? I find that funny! I really do!
哇! 什么? 自私? 真搞笑! 我是很自私!
I've given you everything you've ever wanted!
你要什么我就给什么!
- You're crazy! - This house!
- 你是个疯子! - 我给你买了这栋房子!
- It's in your name. - Those boobs!
- 房子是你的名字 - 还有你的胸!
- You wanted these. - You said the Lamborghini's too small,
- 这是你要的 - 你说那辆兰博基尼太小
- I got a second car. - A 1955 Porsche speedster!
- 我就又买了一辆车 - 一辆1955年的保时捷跑车!
- It has a back seat! - Oh!
- 它还有一个后座呢! - 噢!
- What do you want? I'll do anything. - I want a baby, you asshole!
- 你想要什么? 我都满足你 - 我要一个孩子 你个混蛋!
That again? Fine. OK. You win.
又来了? 好吧 好吧 你赢了
- We'll have a baby. - Really?
- 我们要一个孩子 - 真的?
No, not really, but we can visit people who have kids.
不 不是真的 但我们可以去拜访那些有孩子的人
Goodbye!
再见!
Good, leave! I don't need you!
好 走吧! 我不需要你!
I don't need anybody!
我谁都不需要!
God!
上帝啊!
Uh, one moment. I'm... meditating.
啊 等一下 我在... 沉思
It's so big! Oh, God!
它可真大! 噢 上帝啊!
Mindy left.
敏迪走了
- Yes, yes, yes! - Good.
- 对 对 对! - 好
Oh, God!
噢 上帝啊!
Now, the real training can begin.
现在 真正的训练可以开始了
We do not have time to teach you the five fingers of death.
我们没有时间来教会你五个手指的杀人方法
We have only time for one finger.
时间只够学会一个手指的
Pick one.
挑一个
All right. Wait. This one.
好吧 等等 这个
Hold this.
拿好
Your turn.
该你了
Ah! Ow!
啊! 噢!
Ah! Ah!
啊! 啊!
Ah!
啊!
# You don't know what to do, you're sitting there and you're all alone #
# 你无所适从 你只是一个人坐在那儿 #
Don't look at what you're doing.
不要用看的
Just feel. Feel.
只要感觉 感觉
# You've got no place to call your home #
# 你找不到安家的地方 #
I felt. It felt bad.
我感觉了 糟糕的感觉
Oh!
噢!
You must learn to feel your opponent. Know his intentions.
你要学着去感觉你的对手 了解他的意图
If he is good at a diStance, then you must be close.
如果他擅长远攻 那么你就要靠近他
If he is good close, then you must fight him at a diStance.
如果他擅长近距离攻击 你就要在远处攻击他
What if your opponent is good close and from a diStance?
要是你的对手两者都擅长怎么办?
Then you are up to your eyebalIs in shit.
那么你就倒霉透顶了
Watch your mouth. You are nobody.
小心说话 你根本不是人家的对手
Ow!
噢!
- Hey, what are those? - A little something I picked up
- 嘿 那些是什么东西? - 一个我在
- at the shaolin temple. - What do you use them for?
- 少林寺拿来的小东西 - 你用它们做什么?
Oh!
噢!
Oh! Ow!
噢! 嗷!
Oh! Ah!
噢! 啊!
Your lunch.
你的午饭
Yeah.
耶
All right, that's close enough.
好了 够近了
Hoo-hoo!
呼呼!
Ah!
啊!
Never celebrate too early.
永远不要高兴的太早
I'll remember that.
我会谨记
Yes.
耶
Mississippi five, Mississippi six,
密西西比5 密西西比6
Mississippi seven, Mississippi eight,
密西西比7 密西西比8
Mississippi nine...
密西西比9...
My God! That is amazing!
我的上帝啊! 真棒!
Oh, that's nothing. You should see him.
噢 没什么啦 你应该看看他的
It's easy for me. Cigarettes have ruined my circulation so much
那对我来说是小意思 香烟搞坏了我的神经
I can't even feel my hands anymore.
我的手再也不会有感觉了
so that's your trick.
所以那是你唬人的把戏
Mm-hm.
对
Here's to Stan Minton, my second finest student.
这是敬斯坦.明顿的 我的第二好的学生
second finest?
第二好?
Who's number one?
第一名是谁?
I hope you never have to find that out.
我希望你还是不要知道的好
He used what I taught him, not for his own protection,
他不是用我教他的来自我防卫
but for evil.
而是为非作歹
Well, fuck that guy. Here's to number two.
好 别管那混蛋 敬第二名
Now, drink up. Stan has one final test.
现在 干杯 斯坦有一个终级测试
Tonight.
就在今晚
I do? OK.
真的? 好
Let's go for it.
那就测试吧
Hello, Cho.
你好 周
It's Master Cho to you.
现在是周师父对你
Master Cho? Or Masturbator Cho?
周师父? 还是手淫周?
- Excuse me? - You heard me... punk.
- 什么? - 你听见的... 废物
Looking for a beat-down, mister?
你来找打的吗 先生?
What are you looking for? To beat off?
你想怎么样? 打败我?
That's it.
说对了
Ooh!
噢!
very good, Stan.
很好 斯坦
You mind walking me to my car?
你介意护我上车吗?
All right.
好的
I don't feel too comfortable here. I don't think the Asian people like me.
这儿让我觉的不舒服 我想亚洲人不喜欢我
# What You Want Nigga #
# 你要什么 黑鬼 #
All right, you just go up those steps, turn yourseIf in for processing.
你只要走上那些台阶 顺其自然吧
By the way, slight change of plans.
顺便说一句 计划有点小改变
The Bureau of Prisons called me yesterday.
监狱办事处昨天打电话给我了
They're sending you to Oaksburg, not verlaine.
他们要送你去奥克斯堡 不是维莱恩
- Why? - Who knows? Bureaucracy.
- 为什么? - 谁知道呢? 都是政府说了算
It makes no difference.
这些都没分别
Go on. You'll do great.
去吧 你会做得很棒的
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- 真的? - 是的
Uh, did Mindy or her lawyer call about the divorce?
啊 敏迪或她的律师有没有提出离婚?
It's not like I care anyway. All right.
其实我并不在乎
see you guys in three years.
我们三年后再见
- What do you think? - I think you should walk away quickly.
- 你怎么想? - 我觉得你应该快闪
- Ah! Filthy pig! - I need a beer.
- 啊! 脏猪! - 我要喝杯啤酒
Oh!
噢!
Don't get in the car!
不准上车!
This your first time?
这是你的第一次吗?
Hey, sweetie, ain't you got a name?
嘿 甜心 你没有名字吗?
Ah!
啊!
Talk to me again, I'll twist your whole damn titty off.
再跟我讲话 我就把你该死的乳头扭下来
- Ooh, my mama, ooh, my mama. - Hey, man, I'm scared too.
- 噢 妈妈 噢 妈妈 - 嘿 小子 我也很害怕
But it can't be as bad as they say it is.
但是不会像他们说的那么糟
It's just as bad as they say. The sooner you realise that, the better.
就是有他们说的那么糟 你最好早点明白这一点
- Tell 'em. - You'll find out, soon enough.
- 告诉他们 - 你们会明白的 很快
What'd I say about talking to me?
我说再跟我说话会怎样?
Damn, man!
该死 小子!
Welcome to Oaksburg Penitentiary.
欢迎来到奥克斯堡监狱
For reasons beyond what I care to imagine,
因为一些我不愿想象的原因
you gentlemen have found yourselves under my stewardship.
阁下们必须归我管了
My name is Warden Francis Gasque.
我是监狱长弗朗西斯.加斯克
But you can just call me Boss.
但你们只要叫我老板
We only got one rule here at Oaksburg:
在奥克斯堡监狱我们只有一条规矩:
Don't fuck with the Boss. That means you leave me and my men alone.
不要跟老板胡闹 就是说不要来骚扰我和我的手下们
What you animaIs do to each other, that's your business.
你们对彼此的兽行 那是你们的事
And right behind you is the Warden's garden.
你们身后的是监狱长的花园
Anybody caught pissing on that will have his penis removed.
谁敢朝那儿撒尿的话 就把他的命根子切掉
sergeant Bullard will lead you to the medical office where you'll strip
布拉德警官会带你们去医务室 到那儿后你们就得扒光
and have your cavities searched. You're gonna enjoy that.
检查你们的屁眼 你们会喜欢的
Now, gentlemen! Single file. Come on! Get up there.
就现在 先生们! 一个一个跟好 快点! 到那儿去
Pecker to butthole.
屁眼检查
All right, assume the position.
好了 各就各位
Why you screaming like a little girl?!
你干吗吼得跟小女孩一样?!
Sarge, look.
长官 快看
Sweet Jesus!
仁慈的上帝啊!
It's like an alien staring into my soul.
像是一个外星人凝视着我的心灵
Welcome home. New luxury condos, compliments of the state.
欢迎回家 崭新的豪华公寓 向祖国致敬吧
Step it up, boys.
快跟上 伙计们
Come on, sweet meat!
来吧 小可爱!
Hello there, young fella. I guess we're cellmates.
你好 小伙子 我想我们是狱友了
My name's Larry. But you can call me shorts.
我叫拉里 不过你可以叫我短裤
shorts, you're in my bunk.
短裤 你坐的是我的床
- What? - That's my bunk. Get out.
- 什么? - 那是我的床 下来
You hold on there just a second.
你才刚来
This is my bunk. What gives you the right to...?
这是我的床 你有什么权利...?
Ow!
噢!
- I said that's my bunk. - Yeah, I guess it is.
- 我说了那是我的床 - 对 我想是的
Whoo!
呼!
Uh, you might wanna change the sheets.
啊 你可能会想换床单
I'm kind of a compulsive masturbator.
我是一个嗜好手淫的人
shorts, that's your bunk.
短裤 这是你的床了
- Really? - Absolutely.
- 真的? - 当然
Thanks, buddy. I think we're gonna get along just fine.
谢了 老兄 我想我们会相处得很好的
Hey, put her here.
嘿 手伸过来
- I don't shake hands. - Well, whatever.
- 我不握手 - 好吧 随便
Ah, good to be back.
啊 回来真好
Tell me, shorts, who's the toughest guy here?
告诉我 短裤 这里最不好惹的是谁?
Who's the biggest bad-ass in the cell block?
这个监狱里谁是最厉害的大混蛋?
Biggest bad-ass...? There's a lot of contenders.
最厉害的大混蛋...? 有很多哎
There's Cleon. He's leader of the Diamond Kings, the black gang.
有克莱恩 他是那个叫做钻石大王的黑人帮派的老大
- I seen him kill a man with his fist. - That's right! Yeah!
- 我见过他用拳头打死了一个人 - 对了! 耶!
Then there's Juanito. He's head of the Mexican gang.
还有胡安尼特 他是那帮墨西哥人的老大
Hey, get back. Hey!
嘿 还手啊 嘿!
And whatever you do, don't go near those guys.
无论如何 都不要靠近那帮家伙
- The goal is to express ourselves... - They're scientologists.
- 目标是要表达我们自己... - 他们是基督科学派的信徒
- They don't look so tough. - Yeah. They'll talk your ear off
- 他们看起来不是很厉害 - 是的 他们会把你唠叨死
- and then sue your ass. - ...distinguish fear.
- 然后他们会控告你 - ...辨别恐惧
Then there's the Nazis. None of them are too tough.
他们是纳粹 他们都不厉害
They don't fight fair and don't fight alone. They always gang up on you.
他们不讲公平 也不跟你单挑 他们总是以多欺少
Their leader, Patterson, he's a real bastard.
他们的老大帕特森是个真正的大混蛋
His uncle's the head of the Aryan Nation.
他的叔叔是雅利安的领导人
Let me clarify my question, shorts.
我把问题说的明白一点 短裤
Who's the most dangerous sexual predator?
谁是最危险的性虐狂?
Oh, that's easy.
哦 那很简单
It's Big Raymond. Absolutely insatiable.
就是大雷蒙德 没错 贪得无厌
Crazy. The other black guys don't go near him.
是个疯子 其他的黑人都不跟他混
But they'd back him up if it came to a fight.
但要是打起来的话 他们会帮他
Big Raymond it is.
大雷蒙德 就是他了
- Can I borrow that? - Yeah.
- 能借我吗? - 好
Thanks.
谢谢
Hey, Stan. Stan, where you going?
嘿 斯坦 斯坦 你去哪?
You think that cigarette was free? Is that what you think?
你以为那根烟是免费的? 你是这么认为的吗?
I'll pay you back, man. I don't have any money.
我会赔你的 老兄 我没钱
You think I want money?
你以为我要钱?
Mmm...
唔...
- Excuse me. - Bug off, bitch!
- 打扰了 - 滚开 贱人!
I'll get to you later.
我晚点再找你
Did you just call me bitch?
你刚叫我贱人是吗?
Yeah, I said it.
是的 我叫了
Hey, everybody! Did you hear that?
嘿 大家! 你们都听见了吗?
Big Raymond, for no reason, just called me bitch!
大雷蒙德无缘无故就骂我贱人!
Now, was that nice?
那样好吗?
It's not like I called him fat.
我又没叫他胖子
It's not like I said I seen pig shit prettier than he is.
我也没说过见到的猪屎都比他还漂亮
It's not like I said his mother's pussy smelIs like egg salad.
更没说他妈那地方闻起来像鸡蛋沙拉
Which it does.
虽然这都是事实
Oh, hell nah! Ohhh, hell nah!
噢 见鬼 不要! 噢 见鬼 不要!
Hell nah! Oh, hell nah!
见鬼 不要! 噢 见鬼 不要!
Ho-ho! Yeah!
哈哈! 耶!
Who's the bitch now, bitch?
现在谁是贱人 贱人?
I told you Raymond was gonna get his ass beat. I told you!
我说过雷蒙德会被揍得很惨的 我说过的!
My cracker!
我的小可爱!
Laying the boot to the big nigga. Give it up!
跟那大个黑鬼作对 还是算了吧!
Don't use that word around me. It's ugly and racist.
别对我说那个字眼 太肮脏 是种族歧视
Yeah, dawg!
耶 老狗!
He's funny too, man.
他也很搞笑 伙计
All right, listen here, player. All right?
好吧 听好了 小子 好吗?
We want you to join up with us, nah mean? Them niggas is gonna tear...
我们要你加入我们 明白吗? 那群黑鬼就要...
I said don't talk that way around me.
我说了别在我旁边那样唧唧歪歪
Let me get some of that!
让我来!
- Let's kilI him. - No, I got it, I got it. I got it!
- 让我们杀了他 - 不 我可以 我可以 我可以!
Handle your business, Cleon.
管好自己 克莱恩
Oh, come on. Don't tell me you're gonna stick up for that fat son of a bitch.
哦 拜托 别给我说你要为那个贱人死胖子出头
You happen to see the colour of that fat son of a bitch's skin?
你可以注意到那个贱人死胖子的肤色?
Hey, aren't we over that?
嘿 那不是已经不是问题了吗?
Didn't you see that Nova episode? Huh, you guys?
你们没看到我刚刚的闪亮登场吗? 嘿 小子们?
They did that DNA test.
他们做过DNA(遗传物质)测试
- We all come from Africa. - Kick his ass.
- 我们都来自非洲 - 踢他屁股
It's a proven fact. Under the skin, I'm just as black as you are.
这是被证明过的 除去皮肤 我和你是一样黑人的本质
- Fuck that. - Get him!
- 去死 - 上!
- Get him, man! Get him! Get him! - Motherfucker!
- 上啊 伙计! 上! 上! - 妈了个逼!
- Get him! - Ah!
- 抓住他! - 哈!
Man, get that fool!
伙计 抓住那个蠢蛋!
Dumb bitch!
见鬼!
Hold on. See what happens.
等等 静观其变
Oh!
噢!
- Take the stick! - No, don't take it!
- 接住棍子! - 不 别接!
- Take the stick! - No, don't take it!
- 接棍子! - 不 别接!
Oh, he did it again.
哦 又来!
- Take the stick! Take it! - Mm-hm?
- 接棍子! 接! - 嗯?
No, no, don't take it!
不 不 别接!
Whoo!
哇!
I told him not to take that stick.
我就说别接棍子
Even the Asian!
亚洲人也被搞定了!
Where the hell did that guy come from?
那个人从哪儿冒出来的?
- Whoo! - Damn!
- 呼呼! - 该死!
- That guy's good. - All right.
- 那小子不错 - 还好
Come on, Cleon.
上啊 克莱恩
It's your time, baby. Don't be scared.
到你了 宝贝 别怕
It's your time to shine, Cleon.
到你上场了 克莱恩
Ooh!
喔!
Cleon.
克莱恩.
If you wanna fight me, you're gonna have to fight me.
如果你想和我一战的话 来日方长 会让你如愿
- I underStand. - Pick up your gold teeth.
- 我明白了 - 把你的金牙捡起来
I'm gonna let you keep them this time.
这次我就让你留着
But if you come at me again...
但是如果下次再惹我话...
...I'm gonna hang onto them like a swiss banker.
我就象瑞士银行那样好好保管咯
Ya'll ain't gonna help me?
不来帮帮我吗?
I'm missing a bicuspid.
有个两尖牙找不到了
We should have killed him.
我们该杀了他
Somebody, call an orthodontist.
来人 帮我叫个牙医
Hm. I see Mr Minton has acquainted himself
嗯 明顿已经让他的新朋友们
with his new surroundings.
认识他了
I believe it's time I had my little chat with him.
我想是我和他小聊一下的时候了
Ow!
哦!
Whoa, whoa, look out.
哇 哇 小心
Beat it. All of you.
通通给我闪
Oh, man, this stuffs good. I don't know what everybody's complaining about.
哦 伙计 这东西挺好 真不知道大家都在抱怨什么
You're kidding me.
你在开玩笑吧
Hey, man. I just wanna say thanks.
嘿 伙计 我想说声谢谢
For what?
谢什么?
You know, for helping me before.
就是 之前救了我
With Big Raymond.
大雷蒙德那次
I wasn't helping you. I was helping me.
我不是在救你 我只是自救
I had to beat up the biggest shit head. He happened to be talking to you.
我得打败这里的头儿 他恰好在和你说话而已
OK.
好吧
But, you know, I... I mean, I...
但是 那个 我... 我是说 我...
I think that guy wanted to fuck me.
我认为那人想干我
Trust me, in your case, I was just putting off the inevitable.
相信我 至于你 我只是稍稍延迟了必定发生的事
[speaking spanish]
说西班牙语中...
Yeah.
耶
Well, thanks anyway.
好吧 无论如何谢谢
What's your name, girl? Don't be shy, just say hi.
你的芳名啊 小妞? 别害羞 打声招呼啊
Come here. Kick back, baby girl!
过来!
Little hard on the kid, weren't you?
你有点难为那孩子了 不是吗?
That's got nothing to do with me. And I'm gonna keep it that way.
那与我无关 而且我还会一直这样
- You got that? - Mm-hm.
- 明白了吗? - 嗯
One-one-five!
115!
Minton, warden wants to see you. Get up.
明顿 监狱长要见你 起来
- Me? - Now! Walk!
- 我? - 快! 走!
Put your hands behind your back.
把手放到背后
Come in.
进来
Minton, l'm glad you could make it.
明顿 很高兴你来了
- You can take the cuffs off him. - Sure you wanna do that, Boss?
- 把手铐取了吧 - 你确定要这么干 头儿?
I said take 'em off.
我说了取了
It's all right.
不用麻烦了
I already got 'em.
我早搞定他们了
It's a matter of dislocating the wrists.
手脱脱臼就可以取掉
Ew! Ew, that is creepy!
呃! 真疯狂!
You can wait outside.
你到外面等
Have a seat.
请坐
Warden, if this is about me fighting in the yard, it...
监狱长 如果是关于我在院子里打架的事儿 那...
Cigar?
雪茄?
Thank you.
谢谢
Brandy?
白兰地?
Sure.
嗯 好
You know, you wardens should complain.
哈哈 你们监狱长真该去闹闹
'Cause in the movies, they always make you look like assholes.
因为电影里面 你们总是被塑造成为混蛋
Well, I don't plan on being a warden forever.
呵 我并不打算永远当个监狱长
- Is that right? - Tell me, Minton.
- 是吗? - 告诉我 明顿
What do you think of this place?
你觉得这个地方怎么样?
lt's OK, for a prison.
作为监狱而言 还将就
Not the prison. The land.
不是说监狱 是说这片土地
It's a nice sized property. Great views of the foothills and city. Level grade.
大小适宜 山麓景观 眺望城市 挺好
I'm assuming there's bedrock beneath us.
我猜这地的地基都是岩床
Easy access to downtown. I see some nice development potential.
到商业区便利 可以说很有发展潜力
- Too bad you got a prison on it. - Exactly.
- 太煞风景的是修了个监狱 - 正解
You know, it's no accident you came to Oaksburg.
知道吗 你来奥克斯堡并不是偶然
I pulled a few strings to get you here.
我使了点伎俩让你来到这儿
What made you wanna do that?
你这样做的原因是什么呢?
Come here.
过来
Oaksburg Estates.
奥克斯堡房地产
I'm a silent partner, so to speak, with some private investors
我是个低调的搭档 可以说 我有些私人的出资者
who would like to develop this land into timeshare condominiums.
他们愿意发展这里为分时度假地(多人共有,并在一年的不同时期到此度假)
I believe that's your field of expertise.
我想你在这方面是专家
- True. - 'Course, all this is only possible
- 那是 - 但是这些只有在
in the event the prison ever closes down.
这个监狱关闭后才有可能实施
- Makes sense. - You know, I'm in the prison business.
- 讲得通 - 你知道 我是干监狱这一行的
I know how to break a man's will, crush his spirit.
我知道如何摧毁人们的意志 压迫他们的灵魂
But them reaI estate contracts, those things put a reaI hurt on you.
但是对于房地产 我完全是束手无策
That's where you come in.
这就轮到你大显身手
- What's in it for me? - How would you like to be out of here...
- 我有什么好处? - 你说一年内把你
in a year?
弄出去如何?
- But l've got a mandatory minimum. - Wardens have great discretion
- 但是我有强制的最低年限 - 监狱长在早释方面有特权
getting early parole, especially to non-violent, first-time offenders.
尤其是对于那些安分的初犯
- Prisons are crowded, you know. - The system is corrupt.
- 监狱人满为患啊 - 这体制真是腐败啊
Me likey.
我很喜欢
But you gotta move the luxury units closer to the lagoon.
你得把这豪宅移到离湖近点
That'll double rents. Parking goes underground.
那能收双倍租金 停车场在地下
Wasting space. Eight extra units. Whoever designed this is a moron.
浪费了的地 8个多余的公寓 设计这个的是个弱者
- How will you get rid of the prison? - Let me worry about that.
- 这监狱你怎么除掉? - 那个交给我
Tell me more about the parking spaces.
再说说停车场
You strapped?
你捆好了?
He ain't gonna know what hit him, nah mean?
他不会知道是什么伤了他 是吧?
Ah!
哈!
That's gonna scar, you psycho.
那会留疤的 你个神经病
Whoo!
哇!
You want that shiv, don't you?
想拿剃刀 是吧?
You made that with a melted toothbrush and a razorblade?
你用融化的牙刷和剃刀片做的?
- That's very creative. - Ah!
- 很有创意 - 啊!
Look what I made with three bars of soap and a shoelace.
看看我用三条肥皂和一根鞋带做了啥
Cracker, please.
妞儿 来吧
Come on, race traitor.
来啊 你个种族叛徒
He's all yours.
他是你们的了
This gonna be fun.
这会很赞
Hey, Stan. What'd you do to Patterson?
嘿 斯坦 你对帕特森做什么了?
I just roughed him up a little bit.
我只是小小的教训了他下
- Why? - somebody took a shiv to his ass.
- 怎么了? - 有人给了他屁股一剃刀
They say he'll be shitting sideways for a month.
他们说他一个月内拉屎都得从别的地方出来了
Now I know what schadenfreude feels like.
终于知道幸灾乐祸是什么感觉了
- What? - Schadenfreude.
- 什么? - 幸灾乐祸
It's German for when you feel good because your enemy's anus is violated.
德语 就是说你为敌人的后门被弄感到愉快
Oh.
哦
You know you're getting that on me.
你溅到我身上了
I'm doing great... You guys are pussies...
我很好啊 他们和小猫似的
That's terrific. Hey, listen, pal. I need your help.
那不错 嘿 伙计 我需要你的帮忙
I can't get Mindy's lawyer to return my call.
我联系不到敏迪的律师回我电话
If we wanna go through with this divorce,
如果我们想把离婚这事儿弄好的话
you're going to have to contact her personally.
你得和她私人联系下
Stan...
斯坦...
Yeah. I'll get right on that.
耶 我马上去办
How's the appeaI coming?
上述怎么样了?
Believe it or not, I'm looking at the Madam Foreman right now.
不管你信不信 我正看见陪审团女士
That's great
太好了
I gotta go now. You know, duty calls.
我得走了 你也知道 公务繁忙啊
All right. Thanks, Lew. I'll talk to you soon.
好吧 谢谢 卢 我晚些会和你谈
Ain't you Charlize Theron?
你是查理兹.塞隆吗?
Oh, look what fell out there.
哦 看什么掉出来了
So I had them exchange the beef for horse meat.
所以我让他们把牛肉换成马肉了
- Clever. - That's Stan.
- 聪明 - 那是斯坦
Minton, I'd like for you to meet Mr Dang.
明顿 认识下丹
He's on the prison's board of governors.
他是监狱主管会的一分子
They let vietnamese mafia on the prison board of governors?
越南黑手党也可以做监狱主管?
Your finger tats.
你手上的刺青
Like you say, Stan, the system is corrupt.
如你所说 斯坦 这体制很腐烂
Mr. Dang's family happens to be my partners in Oaksburg Estates.
丹先生的家人 恰巧是我奥克斯堡不动产的伙伴
Oh, good, 'cause I was just going over the contracts.
正好 我刚看完了合同
The language gets rather vague on gross versus net liability.
在利润分红方面的语言很是隐讳
I'm sure it's unintentional, but that could screw you in the long run.
我确定那是无心的 但是从长远讲会给你带来麻烦
Could it? I'll have my lawyers correct that immediately.
会吗? 我会让我的律师马上修正它
I got an excellent lawyer for that. He speciallses in it. Lew Popper.
我有个很棒的律师推荐 他擅长此方面 他叫卢.波普尔
Popper? I'll be sure to contact him.
波普尔? 我一定会联系他的
Come on, Dang, let's check out the floor show.
来 丹 我们来欣赏下楼底表演吧
It looks like the savages are ready for the inspection.
看起来这些野蛮人准备好受视察了
Well, give me a few more weeks. I'll even have 'em readier.
哦 再给我几周时间 我会让他们准备得更加充分
I'm counting on that.
拭目以待
Would you like a strawberry?
来个草莓吗?
- I grew them in my own garden. - Thank you.
- 我家花园产的 - 谢谢
Minton? Strawberry?
明顿? 要草莓吗?
No, I'm good.
不 不用了
Maybe I picked 'em a little too soon.
也许我摘得太早了
I don't think that's it.
我觉得另有原因哎
People are scared shitless of me...
人们都很惧怕我
Very good, Stan.
很好 斯坦
Is there anyone there who can challenge you?
那儿还有谁能对抗你吗?
Nah. I got it all under control.
没 我控制一切
What's the matter, Stan?
怎么了 斯坦?
You sound... diStant.
你听起来 和我疏远了
I don't know... It's just...
我不知道... 只是...
Don't you ever find yourself feeling sorry for anybody?
你从没对人感觉愧疚过吗?
You might as well ask me if I feeI sorry for the maggots
你这个问题和问我是否对我早餐咖啡里
I grind into my morning coffee.
磨碎混入的蛆感到愧疚差不多
That's how I feeI too. Listen, I gotta go.
我也这样感觉 好了 我得走了
Make me proud, Stan.
让我以你为豪 斯坦
Come on, baby! Do it to me!
快 宝贝! 快上我!
- Oh, yeah! - Are you using me?
- 哦 耶! - 你在利用我吗?
- No! - Don't you love me?
- 不是! - 你不爱我吗?
- Yeah! - show me!
- 当然! - 做给我看!
- Do you love me? - Yeah. Hello. Hey!
- 你爱我吗? - 是的 喂 你好!
Excuse me. Excuse me. Yeah.
不好意思 不好意思 哦
Hi, Stan. Yeah. I think I have good news.
嘿 斯坦 嗯 我想我有好消息
- Do you love me? - Yeah. I think the... I think the...
- 你爱我吗? - 嗯 我想... 我想...
The Madam Foreman is just one orgasm away from giving you your appeal.
再给陪审团女士一次高潮 她就会递交你的上述了
That's great, Lew... And gross...
很好 卢... 还有... 很恶心
Heard from Mindy or her attorney?
有敏迪或她律师的消息吗?
Uh, no.
呃 没有
But don't say I don't earn my money.
但是别告诉我 我拿不到我的工资
Hi, fellas. I don't believe I ordered Chinese.
你们好 伙计们 我不认为我有叫中餐啊
I guess I could go for a little pot-sticker.
我想我还能再来点伟哥
Who are you writing to?
你在给谁写信呢?
No one special.
没谁
You've been sitting there for a while writing to no one special.
你在那里坐着给没谁写信已经有一会儿了
You know, Stan, I've been here for a long time. I can handle a lot of things.
知道吗 斯坦 我到这里很久了 我能忍受很多事情
Like having to spend the rest of my life in this shithole.
不如必须得在这里该死的地方度过我的余生
But there's one thing I do regret.
但有件事我懊恼终生
I could never make it work with Miyoshi.
我再也不能和三好一起工作了
Oh, she was the only person who ever loved me for me.
哦 她是唯一爱我这个人的人
I was too pigheaded to reallse it.
我以前太猪头一直都没意识到
How did you behave?
你的行为怎么了?
I killed her.
我杀了她
Oh.
噢
Alcohol wasn't something that always brought out the best in me, Stan.
酒精把我变成了恶棍 斯坦
Dear Mindy, I've been thinking a lot about you lately...
亲爱的敏迪 我最近很想你...
About us...
关于我们之间的...
I reallse now that you were right...
我现在才意识到你是对的...
I was pigheaded and selfish...
我太固执和自私了...
Leaving me was probably the best thing for you...
对你来说 离开我也许才是最好的...
And I'm truly sorry...
我很抱歉...
I never should have hurt you...
我不应该伤害你...
I know now why you wanted to have a baby with me...
我现在知道了 你为什么想要和我有个孩子...
It's just another way for us to love each other
因为这是我们爱的延续
even more deeply...
爱的升华...
I hope, someday, you'll be able to forgive me...
我希望 有一天 你能够原谅我...
Love always, Stan...
永远爱你的 斯坦...
Hey, baby.
嗨 宝贝
Now, I know all of you want to get back to your weightlifting and basketball
我知道 你们都想回去继续举重和打篮球
and masturbating, so I'm gonna try to keep this short. All right?
以及打手枪 所以我会尽量简短 好吗?
I am throwing away all of these violent video games and movies.
我要丢掉所有的暴力电玩和电影
Don't do that! No! Come on, man!
别啊! 不! 别这样 伙计!
From now on, I want you guys watching more wholesome entertainment.
从现在起 我要你们的娱乐更健康
And frankly, a lot of the rap music you brothers listen to
坦白说 很多你们喜欢的说唱音乐
was too hateful towards women.
有太多对女人的憎恨情绪
What is up with that? You like women, right?
于是怎么样呢? 你们喜欢女人 对吗?
Yeah!
是的!
Now, on the other hand,
相反
the Mexicans are onto something with mariachi and salsa music.
而墨西哥人的流浪乐和莎莎舞曲
It's positive, easy to dance to and you never get tired of it.
健康 容易跳 而且不无聊
- Shorts, give us a taste. - Here we go.
- 我们来段短的 - 好的
Holy shit.
不赖嘛
All right. All right, all right.
好了 好了 好了
That's Afro-Cuban. I asked for mariachi. But you get the point.
那是爵士乐 我要求的是墨西哥流浪乐 但是可以触类旁通
All right? Now, lastly, and most importantly,
明白了? 最后也是最重要的一点
from now on, there will be no more rape at this prison.
从现在起 监狱里不准再出现性暴力
No, no!
不 不!
That's right. Anyone who rapes another inmate
没错 同室相侵者
- will have to answer to me. - Boo!
- 必须问过我 - 切!
I will not be kind.
我不会对他客气的
- Excuse me, Big Stan. - Yes, Juanito.
- 对不起 斯坦老大 - 说 胡安尼特
Why you putting your nose where it don't belong?
你干嘛管的这么宽?
My men are aggressive and hard.
我们都是有攻击性的硬汉
Sometimes they need a way to work off that excess energy. What's it to you?
有时侯需要有发泄过剩能量的途径 这和你有什么关系?
- OK. Well, first off, good question. - Thank you.
- 好的 首先这是个很好的问题 - 谢谢
What is it to me? Well, frankly, I just don't like it.
和我有什么关系? 坦白说 我就是不喜欢
And let me show you why. Robbie, come up here.
我给你们解释为什么 罗比 过来
You, Robbie the hippie. Come up here.
就你 嬉皮士罗比 过来啊
All right, all right. Robbie, how long is your sentence here at Oaksburg?
好了 好了 罗比 你被判关在这奥克斯堡监狱多久?
- Five to ten. - Five to ten years.
- 5年到10年 - 5年到10年
What exactly did you do to earn that sentence?
你都干嘛了 被判这么重?
I sold marijuana.
我卖大麻
A shitload of marijuana.
很多大麻
Thanks, Robbie. Go sit down.
谢谢 罗比 去坐那吧
He sold marijuana. He was a marijuana dealer.
他卖大麻 他是个大麻商
I'm not here to argue about drug policy. I don't think they're tough enough.
我不是要讨论药品政策 我不认为他们很棘手
Whatever.
爱咋咋地
But just because Robbie was guilty of selling dope
但是仅因为罗比销售过毒品
doesn't mean he deserves to get raped up the ass every day for ten years.
并不能代表他就应该 在以后的十年中天天被暴屁眼
I just don't think that's fair.
我认为那是不公平的
Some of you are here,
在坐的每一位中
because you're habitual drunk drivers. Some of you have a fondness for crack.
有的因为习惯性酒后驾车 有的因为是瘾君子
Some of you robbed a bank.
有的因为抢劫银行
I'm talking to you, Lee Otis.
我在说你 奥的斯.李
But that doesn't mean you should get raped. It's just not fair.
但是那并不意味着你应该被强奸 那是不公平的
- Yes, Carnahan. - What about guys convicted of rape?
- 是的 卡纳汉 - 那被判强奸的呢?
- Can we rape them? - Yeah!
- 我们能强奸他们吗? - 是的!
Rape the rapists. Seems appropriate.
强奸强奸者 好像可以
Punishment fitting the crime and all. Go ahead.
以彼之道 还施彼身 请便
That's what I'm talking about.
那是我要说的
- How about them child molesters? - Yeah!
- 那对儿童性骚扰者呢? - 是的!
Yeah, them too. Good point. Anyone else?
是的 一样 好点子 还有谁?
Big Stan!
斯坦老大!
- What about the counterfeiters? - What?
- 那造假币的呢? - 什么?
Counterfeiters? Big Raymond, you're the only counterfeiter here.
造假币的? 大雷蒙德 你是这里唯一造假币的
Yeah!
是的!
Wait a minute. Do you just want somebody to...?
等一下 你是想要某人...?
Aw!
哦!
OK, here's another thing we gotta clear up.
好的 另有件事我们得澄清
There's a difference between homosexual sex and rape.
这区别于同性恋的性和强奸
- Now, Big Raymond. - Hm?
- 现在 大雷蒙德 - 嗯?
I'm sure there's someone here who wants to have sex with you.
我肯定这儿有人愿意和你做爱
- Not me! - OK? How about it, anyone?
- 不是我! - 是不是? 怎么样 有人愿意不?
Yeah. Yeah.
是的 是的
Tyler!
泰勒!
- Great! - Man!
- 好极了! - 伙计!
You two have fun. But wear protection.
你们两玩的开心 但是要戴安全套
OK.
好的
All right, grow up. Look, if you've got a problem with that, then that's...
好了 继续 听着 如果你们有那样的问题 那就...
Nurse!
护士!
Now, those two are about to have consensual homosexual sex.
那两家伙两相情愿
A beautiful, beautiful thing. The total opposite of rape,
很好的事 跟不被允许的强奸
- which is not allowed. - Except for rapists and molesters?
- 完全相反 - 除了对强奸者和儿童性骚扰者
- We can still rape them. - No, you can't.
- 我们还能强奸他们吗? - 不 你们不能
- What? - I changed my mind.
- 什么? - 我改注意了
Bad habit. Quit cold turkey.
坏毛病 断然禁止
If you're not happy with it,
如果你们不满意
you're welcome to fight me.
欢迎来单挑
I didn't think so. All right, you're dismissed.
我并不认为你们能跟我单挑 好了 解散
Beat it.
搞定
- Good speech. - You think?
- 讲得真好 - 你这么认为?
- I should have opened with a joke. - No, it was good.
- 我应该以一个笑话开场的 - 不 这很好
- Yeah? - Yeah. Sorry about the mariachi.
- 是吗? - 是的 对不起我放错音乐了
Let it go.
算了
Hey, Big Stan. Check out the lovebirds.
嗨 斯坦老大 看看那对鸳鸯
One for you!
给你一个!
Mm! One for you.
嗯! 给你一个
Good for them.
真默契
I have something important to show you.
我有重要东西给你看
Let me eat, will you?
让我先吃饭 好吗?
Hey, Big Stan.
嗨 斯坦老大
- Can we talk? - Make it quick.
- 我们能谈谈吗? - 那快点说
I wanna thank you for what you did out there.
我想要谢谢你在外面做的事
- I didn't do anything... - Don't say you didn't do it for me.
- 我没做什么... - 不要说你没为我做
Because you did, didn't you?
明显你做了 不是吗?
- A little. - Well, thanks.
- 一点点吧 - 谢谢
- Yeah. Thanks, man. - Julio!
- 是的 谢谢 伙计 - 朱力欧!
Get back here! What's up with you?
回来! 你在干吗?
Shut up!
闭嘴!
Hey, Big Stan. I like what you said.
嗨 斯坦老大 我喜欢你说的
I wanna join your gang.
我想要加入你的帮派
- I don't have a gang. - Yes, you do.
- 我没有帮派 - 不 你有
OK, you're in.
好吧 你们加入了
Me too?
我也可以吗?
Yeah, you too.
是的 你们也加入了
- All of you. - Thanks.
- 你们全部都加入了 - 谢谢
Yeah! Ow!
耶! 哎呀!
All right, can I eat now?
好了 我现在能吃饭了不?
- Yes, you did! - He's gotta eat.
- 是的 就是你弄的! - 他得吃饭了
I told you I had something important to show you.
我说过我有重要东西给你看的
From Mindy.
敏迪寄来的
She wants to see me.
她想见我
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
呵-呵-呵!
Shake hands.
握手
Try to get along, huh?
试着好好相处 嗯?
Thanks.
谢谢
- Excuse me, man. - No, that was my bad.
- 对不起 伙计 - 不 那是我的不是
No, really. It was my fault.
不 真的 是我的错
There's a pickup game of hoops later, if you wanna play.
等会有场临时篮球赛 如果你想参加
I'd like that.
我很乐意
- Happy birthday. - Ah! Thank you!
- 生日快乐 - 哈! 谢谢!
- Oh, look, a shiv! - Yeah!
- 噢 看啊 一把剃刀! - 是的!
- Hey, homes. - Mm! Mm!
- 嘿 真实用 - 嗯! 嗯!
- Hey. - Hey!
- 嘿 - 嘿!
Stanley! Honey bear!
斯坦利! 宝贝!
I loved your letter!
我爱你的信!
I missed you so much.
我好想你
Before we go any further, there's three little words I need to hear.
在我们做任何事前 我要听到三个字
- I was wrong? - Good boy!
- 我错了? - 好孩子!
It looks like a nursery school picnic out there.
看起来像幼儿园的在那野餐
It's Minton.
是明顿
- What do you mean, it's Minton? - Well, first he banned rape.
- 是明顿 什么意思? - 最先是他禁止强奸的
It's to the point that anybody gets beat up,
很多人都被他教训了一顿
they run and join Minton's gang and Minton beats up the bad guy.
然后他们都跑去加入明顿的帮派了 明顿很会教训坏家伙
The truth, he's got them too scared to look at each other funny.
他吓得他们甚至不敢面露凶相
- We ain't had a fight in three days. - I thought I saw Ingleberg fight
- 三天都没斗殴了 - 胡说 昨天我还看见英格伯格
that big Mexican yesterday, Jesus.
和大墨西哥佬打架来着
Oh, no, that was more in the nature of a lovers' quarrel.
噢 不 那更多的只是情侣间的打闹而已
Ingleberg forgot their two-week anniversary.
英格伯格把他们的两周纪念日给忘了
That wasn't very nice of him, was it?
他让对方伤心了 不是吗?
Well, they made up. You should have seen the cake Ingleberg made.
他们和好了 你该去看看英格伯格做的蛋糕
- It was special... - You get out of here right now,
- 那是相当地... - 行了 快滚出去
and get Minton up here! You underStand me? I mean right now!
把明顿叫来! 了解? 我说要快!
Now hurry!
快点!
I'm not just saying this, but I think that was the most amazing sex
我想说 这是我们有史以来
we've ever had.
做的最激情的一次
I guess being away from me this long made you crazy.
离开我这么久 使得你很疯狂
Well, yes, I guess. The Master's opened my eyes, sexually.
是的 我想也是 大师让我开眼界 两性之间的
He showed me all these different positions in the Kama Sutra...
他给我看了印度爱经中的各种姿势...
- The Master? You been seeing him? - Yeah, he's staying at the house.
- 大师? 你一直跟他见面? - 是的呀 他住我们家里
I've learned about massage and strengthening my Kegels.
我学会了按摩 并加强了我的骨盆底前部和括约肌
That sleazy son of a bitch!
卑劣的混球!
- Minton, time's up. - But Stan, I...
- 明顿 时间到了 - 但是斯坦 我...
- Warden wants to see you now! - Tell him wait. I don't want you to see him.
- 监狱长现在要见你! - 叫他等会 我不要你见他
You tell Master Dickface I'm gonna get out of here soon and kick his ass!
你告诉鸡巴脸大师 我会很快出去踢他的屁股!
Don't tell him. You're not allowed to see him.
算了 你不准见他
I said now, convict!
我说现在 死犯人!
- Minton! - Not allowed to see him!
- 明顿! - 不准见他!
- I love you, sweetie-cakes! - Let's go.
- 我爱你 甜心! - 快走
Cocksucker!
杂种!
I'll bet you didn't know I was part psychic.
我打赌你不知道我直觉很灵
That's right. I'm able to see into the future.
是的 我能看到未来
- I didn't reallse. - Let me tell you what's going to happen
- 我不知道 - 让我告诉你一周后
one week from today.
将要发生什么
The board of governors is gonna come to inspect the prison.
理事会要来视察监狱
And something awful happens.
并且会发生可怕的事情
Some prisoners find a way to smuggle weapons into the yard.
一些犯人在监狱院子里私带武器
And a full-scale riot breaks out.
会有暴乱发生
And as the prison board watches in absolute horror,
监狱理事会视其为极端恐怖
my men are forced to shoot into the yard in order
为了平息混战
to end the melee.
我的手下被迫击毙犯人
In the ensuing scandal, the Board chooses to sell the property
鉴于发生这种丑闻 理事会选择把监狱
to a vietnamese family
卖给一个源于San Pedro(圣佩德罗,地名)
based in San Pedro.
的越南家族
And everybody lives happily ever after.
从此大家都过着幸福快乐的日子
Especially me.
尤其是我
Now, if the events that I foretold
如果我预言的事情
do not come to fruition...
没有发生...
I will be very disappointed.
我会很失望
And when I get disappointed,
当我失望的时侯
Mr. Deng over there
那边的丹先生
likes to stomp on men's spines like they was bubble wrap.
会像拈死蚂蚁一样拈死你
I spent 35 years of my life
我在这个鬼地方
in this stinking cesspool.
呆了35年
And I will not walk away without something to show for it.
我不想因为它 而临走时两手空空
Your little prison reform ends right now.
你的犯人感化到此结束了
You play ball, you might get yourself a parole hearing.
如果你合作 你可以得到假释聆讯的机会
How many will get killed?
要杀多少犯人?
Who cares? They're all animals.
关我什么事? 他们都是牲口
Bullard！
布拉德!
- Escort Mr Minton back to his cell. - Yes, sir. Come on, Minton.
- 送明顿先生回他的牢房 - 是的 长官 走吧 明顿
Stan, you ever have two Asian men pounding your balls
斯坦 你有试过和一个无魅力的老女人做爱后
after sex with a questionably attractive older woman?
被两个亚洲人重击下身吗?
No, I can't say I have, Lew.
不 没有 卢
Madam Foreman won't return any of my calls.
陪审长女士一个电话都不回我
You better go for that deal the warden offered you.
你最好按监狱长说的做
- So there's nothing else I can do? - I'm sorry, pal. It's over.
- 那我就无能为力了? - 抱歉 伙计 大势已去
You're in real danger...
你现在很危险...
Get yourself out of there as soon as you can.
尽快假释出来
Bullard
布拉德.
Tell the warden I'll take his deal.
告诉监狱长我跟他成交
I want out of here.
我想出去
Hey, Stan. The Nazis were saying the Virgin Mary tortilla's a fake.
斯坦 纳粹帮说圣母玛丽亚和玉米饼的故事是假的
- That's not cool, homes. - Hey, the Nazis were saying
- 那可真糟 伙计 - 嘿 那帮纳粹说
the Virgin Mary has no power.
圣母玛利亚没权力
ConStantine was pacifying the Byzantine priest by giving him
君士坦丁为了平定东罗马帝国的教士
a goddess to pray to. They've been watching the History Channel.
给了他们一位女神来祈祷 他们一直在看历史频道
- What? - What are you gonna do about it?
- 什么? - 你想怎么办?
I'm not gonna do anything about it.
我什么也不会做的
What's up with him, man?
他怎么了 伙计?
Hey, Stan. Stan!
嘿 斯坦 斯坦!
The Brazilians won't stop calling Farib an Arab.
巴西人一直说法里布是阿拉伯人
I'm not an Arab! I'm Persian.
我不是阿拉伯人! 我是波斯人
What do I care? You look like an Arab.
与我何干? 你看着像阿拉伯人
Hey, listen up! All of you!
嘿 听着! 都听好了!
You're all on your own! You hear me?
你们都要自力更生! 听到了吗?
I don't care what any of you do to each other!
我才不管你们谁对谁干了什么?
Hey, you guys!
嘿 你们!
An interracial book club.
一个杂种图书俱乐部
You guys all hate each other. So stop pretending you don't.
你们这帮家伙互相讨厌 就别装没事了
- You don't know about Macbeth. - Fuck you, motherfucker!
- 你不知道麦克白 - 他妈的 杂种!
Yeah, that's more like it. Yes, sir.
是啊 这才对嘛 伙计
Big Stan?
斯坦老大?
We need to talk.
我们得谈谈
I thought you cared about us.
我以为你担心我们
Well, I don't.
我才无所谓
Hey, little cracker.
嘿 小骗子
Why don't you sit over here, my little white brother.
干嘛不坐这儿 我的白人小兄弟
Here, have mine.
给 吃我的
I'm gonna need to shave your head.
我要给你剃个头
Put a couple little tattoos on your forehead, huh?
给你前额上做些小纹身 怎么样?
Come on, eat up.
来嘛 吃吧
I was wrong about you.
我看错你了
We all were.
我们都错了
Stay out of the yard tomorrow. You hear me?
明天在场外面待着 听见没?
D-block houses some of our most hardened offenders.
D区房子有我们最坚固的防御
But here, we have Oaksburg's greatest rehabilitation story.
但是这儿 我们有奥克斯堡最棒的复兴史
Stan Minton. Stan, I'd like for you to meet the board of governors.
斯坦.明顿 斯坦 我想让你见下管理层
Not going in the yard today, Stan?
今天不进场地吗 斯坦?
- I don't feel well, warden. - Maybe this will make you feel better.
- 我感觉不太好 警官 - 或许这能让你感觉好点
Due to Stan's exemplary behaviour, the parole board has agreed
鉴于斯坦的模范行为 假释团决定
to meet with him today.
今天跟他见面
Well, we better be moving along.
那么 我们还是继续吧
The shit goes down at 12:30.
那垃圾12:30玩完的
At 12:35, I'm in the real estate business.
12:35 我开始做房地产
Stan! Honey!
斯坦! 亲爱的!
- I'll deal with you in a minute. - Everything OK?
- 我马上收拾你 - 一切还好吗?
Both of you.
你们两个
Next up is prisoner 5824.
下一个是5824囚犯
In the matter of Stanley Minton. You have your files.
在斯坦利 明顿一案中 你们看看文件
In his time here, Minton has accrued an exemplary record.
在这儿关押期间 明顿表现优秀
And let it be noted, he's a first-time non-violent offender.
值得一提的是 他是个非暴力初犯
Hold up!
等下!
Before we vote, Mr Minton, is there anything you'd like to add?
我们投票以前 明顿先生 你还有什么要补充的吗?
I'd just like to say, um...
我只是想说 嗯...
...I've really learned a lot.
...我真的学到了好多
And I'm ready to get back to work.
并且我准备好回去工作了
Good, we like to hear that.
好的 我们很高兴听到这个
Here's the yard where the prisoners come to exercise.
这就是供犯人们锻炼的场地
That's where Charlie the Fly tried to fly over the wall.
那就是飞人查理试图飞过的墙
Well, in light of Warden Gasque's recommendation,
鉴于加斯克监狱长的推荐
I think we have a pretty clear-cut case for parole.
我们对这个假释申请 有了一个明确的结果
Mr Minton?
明顿先生?
How would you feel about getting out of here today?
你对今天能离开这儿 有何感想?
Mr Minton?
明顿先生?
Did I mention I'm in real estate?
我说过我做房地产生意吗?
I got my eye on some property real close by here.
我看好离这儿不远的一些土地
- l can't wait to develop. - Hm. That's commendable.
- 我都等不急要去开发 - 嗯 勇气可嘉
You know, while I was in here, also, I joined a biker gang.
知道吗 我在这儿的时候 我也加入了一个飞车党
Satan's Paedophiles.
斯坦的恋童癖
Anyway, they said when I get out,
不管怎么说 他们说等我一出去
they'd love to camp next to the grammar school near here.
他们就要在这附近的语法学校旁露营
I hope that's not a problem.
我希望这不成问题
They're pretty cool guys, except when they drink and do crystal meth.
不喝酒吸毒的时候 这些家伙们很不错
Which is almost every weekend.
一般每周末都有
But most of the people I sell to, they don't need to know about that.
不过对我的大多数买家而言 他们不需要知道这些
Because, uh, they're old ladies, mostly. Not too good with fine print,
因为 他们大部分是老女人 很老了 老的不应该说出来了
if you get my drift.
你能明白我的意思吧
Tell me, is your grandma still allve? I bet I could make her a sweet deal.
告诉我 你妈还活着吗? 我打赌我能跟她谈笔不错的买卖
By the time I'm through with her,
等我不再跟她来往的时候
she'll give handjobs behind the pharmacy to pay for arthritis medication.
她会在药房帮人自慰 来换关节炎的药
Two at a time, you know? Stuff you see in pornos.
每回两次 知道吗? 一如你在色情电影里看到的
Anyway, that's a nice top you have on. Seriously.
反正那是你会有的高潮 真的
Mind lowering it? I'd love to see some boobage.
可以放低点吗? 我想看看咪咪
Let me see that, woman. That's sexy. Let me see that.
让我看看 女人 太性感了 让我看看
Let me touch one of them. Let me touch one of them. Can I? Please?
让我摸一个 让我摸一个 我能摸吗? 求你了
Parole denied! Take him back to his cell!
假释失效! 把他带回牢房!
What colour are your nipples? I bet they're pink! Light brown?
你的乳头什么颜色的? 我敢打赌是粉色的! 浅棕色?
Dollar size or quarter?
1美元 还是25美分硬币那么大?
Stan, did we win?
斯坦 我们赢了吗?
Let go off me. I'm in a hurry.
离我远点 我有急事
Have no fear, Stanley.
别怕 斯坦利
I will continue to take care of your wife while you're gone.
等你走了 我会一直照顾你妻子的
- Thanks a lot, pal. - No thanks needed.
- 非常感谢 伙计 - 别客气
I cherish Mindy's company.
我珍惜敏迪的陪伴
Since my addiction to cigarettes made me impotent,
自从我吸烟上瘾导致阳痿以后
I've had very little contact with the fair sex.
平等性爱就和我没什么关系了
Impotent?
阳痿?
I used to think smoking was cool,
我原来一直觉得吸烟很酷
but a limp dick spells nerd in any language.
可有个永远耷拉的老二 怎么说都是个废人
- You're impotent. That's great! - Not really.
- 你阳痿 太好了! - 也不是啦
Baby, I love you. I'll write to you as soon as I can.
宝贝 我爱你 我会尽快给你写信的
OK.
好吧
That's my boy.
这才像样嘛
Love you, baby!
我爱你 宝贝!
- He's running! - Code red!
- 他跑了! - 红色警戒!
Watch the prisoners file in.
看看入档的犯人们
The Master has taught you well.
大师教了你不少啊
Don't tell me. You studied with The Master too?
别告诉我 你也跟大师学过?
- I am his No.1. - I didn't see that coming.
- 我是他最棒的一个 - 我可没看出来
There are many things you will not see coming.
有很多事 你是看不出来的
Oh, really? Like what?
哦 是吗? 打个比方?
Hmm.
嗯
- Whoa. Take it easy. - I have been taking it easy.
- 哇哦 沉住气 - 我已经挺沉得住气了
I wanna break me off some chocolate.
我再也不吃巧克力了
Come on, hold the line.
快点 抓住绳子
- Top you up here? - Thank you very much.
- 帮你满上? - 非常感谢
How are you doing?
你感觉怎么样?
Yeah, good.
好的 很好
I don't think The Master prepares you for this.
我想大师没料到你会有今天
Here comes the eagle.
老鹰出击了
Are those weapons?
那些是武器?
Somebody didn't strengthen their titties.
某些人没有雄伟的双峰
It looks like a riot.
看起来要暴动了
I celebrated too early!
我高兴太早了!
Warden, can't you do anything to stop this?
监狱长 你就不能干点什么来制止吗?
Bullard, prepare to fire.
布拉德 准备射击
Finger of death.
死亡手指
That's you.
是你
I don't know if The Master prepared you for this.
不知道大师有没有料到 你有这一天
- Ready to dance, motherfuckers? - Handle your shit, bitch!
- 准备跳舞吧 混蛋 - 管好你自己吧 婊子
Fire at will.
开火吧
Don't fight!
不许打架!
Why aren't you firing?
你干嘛不开火?
- Fire that weapon. - I can't do it, boss.
- 给我开枪 - 我做不到 老大
Well, why the hell not?
到底为什么不行?
They're just dancing.
他们只是在跳舞啊
Give me that rifle.
把来福枪给我
What the hell are you doing?
你到底在干嘛?
Restoring order.
重立规矩
They've clearly lost their minds.
他们显然已经神智不清了
Warden, it's over.
监狱长 结束了
Look at all these witnesses.
看看这些目击者
It's over, warden.
结束了 监狱长
You did this to me.
你为我做了这些
- Where did that come from? - What do you think I've been doing
- 那是从哪儿来的? - 你以为这半年来
with The Master for the last six months?
我跟着大师在干嘛?
Thank God.
谢天谢地
You did good with Dang.
你对付丹 干得不错
But you're still my No.2 student.
但是你仍是我的2号徒弟
- Number two? - She'll kick your ass.
- 2号? - 她能灭了你
I might like that.
我没准儿会喜欢
Ready position!
预备!
Focus!
注意力集中!
Lock! Punch!
就位! 出拳!
- Kick! Double punch! - Yah!
- 踢腿! 双发! - 呀!
Ready position!
预备!
Lock! Punch!
就位! 出拳!
- Kick! Double punch! - Yah!
- 踢腿! 双发! - 呀!
- It's time, Minton. - Just a minute, warden.
- 是时候了 明顿 - 再等一下 监狱长
Looks great, guys. Thanks, Robbie.
看上去不错 伙计们 谢了 罗比
OK, everybody, I gotta go now.
好了 各位 我该走了
I'll miss you too.
我也会想你们的
I want you guys to be especially nice to our newest inmate
希望大家能特别善待新来的兄弟
and best disbarred lawyer in the world, Lew Popper.
和全球最棒的没律师资格的律师 卢.波普尔
- Welcome aboard! - Lew!
- 欢迎上台! - 卢!
- Is the ban on rape still in effect? - I'm pretty sure.
- 关于强奸的禁令还有效吗? - 确信无疑
Hey!
嘿!
Permission to give Big Stan a group hug.
请求给斯坦老大一个群抱
- Permission granted. - Come on, gang!
- 请求通过 - 来吧 伙计们!
Hey, little homey, thanks for giving me my teeth back.
嘿 小兄弟 谢谢你把牙还给我
My pleasure.
别客气
- Where you going, cracker? - I'm going home, man.
- 你去哪儿啊 骗子? - 我要回家了 伙计
- I think Big Stan is staying here. - Oh, yeah?
- 我觉得斯坦老大应该待着这儿 - 哦 是吗?
Oh, shit!
哦 妈的!
I'm Big Stan. No more rape.
我是斯坦老大 不要再强奸了
Aw, very creepy.
哦 很恶心
My cracker.
我的小骗子
Be good, huh?
表现好点 知道吗?
Bye, Stan!
再见 斯坦!
Hey. Hey.
嘿 嘿
Whoo!
喔!
- Big man. - Bye, Big Stan.
- 厉害的家伙 - 再见 斯坦老大
Say bye.
说再见
Stan!
斯坦!
Sweetie.
亲爱的
Hey, handsome.
嘿 帅哥
- Where's Mindy Junior? - In the car.
- 小敏迪在哪儿? - 在车里
- She's being kind of a brat. - Isn't the nanny helping?
- 她还是个娃娃 - 不是有保姆帮忙吗?
Yeah. I think he still sneaks cigarettes.
是啊 我想他可能还在偷偷吸烟
Yeah? I'll talk to him.
是吗? 我去跟他谈谈
Hi, precious. Hi, The Master.
嗨 宝贝 嗨 大师
- Say hello to your father, child. - Hi.
- 跟你的爸爸问好 孩子 - 嗨
- Rumour is you're sneaking smokes. - Shh.
- 听说你还在偷偷吸烟 - 嘘
- How's her technique? - She stinks.
- 她技巧如何? - 她挺烂的
But so did you at first.
不过你第一次的时候也一样
You sure? I don't remember that.
真的? 我怎么不记得
- Stan! - OK, baby.
- 斯坦! - 来了 宝贝
Let's go, sweetie!
走吧 亲爱的!